I have a dream that one day a man will not be judged based on the amount of money he has, his car, his job, or his looks. But today is not that day. To overcome these areas where you may have a crippling deficiency I strongly suggest you use the Official Limousine Service of Daily Bizisms when out on the town.
Picture this: You and your boys have a big night planned. Gonna hit some clubs, maybe get some bottle service while you check out the talent. You're wearing your best striped shirt with the top two buttons undone and your hair is gelled up like a Gotti brother, but your buddy rolls over to pick you up in his Camaro and its not even clean. This could put a serious damper on your evening. You're money, but your buddy's ride could be a real c-blocker. Don't risk it. Call up the Chicken Limo! Check that out. We're talking about a bright yellow limo with a chicken top dude! You probably can't go wrong if you're rollin' in that. The sucker's bet is the under on three chicks for the night guaranteed. Next time you're plannin' on getting after it, make it a Chicken Limo night.
